MARK & HOWARD:
(SINGING) OOOH, THE WAY YOU LOVE ME, LADY
I GET SO HARD NOW I COULD DIE
OOOH, THE WAY YOU LOVE ME, SUGAR
I GET SO HARD NOW I COULD DIE
OPEN UP YOUR POCKET-BOOK
GET ANOTHER QUARTER OUT
DROP IT IN THE METER, MAMA
TRY ME ON FOR SIZE
OPEN UP YOUR POCKET-BOOK
GET ANOTHER QUARTER OUT
DROP IT IN THE METER, MAMA
TRY ME ON FOR SIZE
OOOH, THE WAY YOU SQUEEZE ME, BABY
RED BALLOONS JUST POP BEHIND MY EYES
OOOH, THE WAY YOU SQUEEZE ME, GIRL
RED BALLOONS JUST POP BEHIND MY EYES
OPEN UP YOUR POCKET-BOOK
GET ANOTHER QUARTER OUT
DROP IT IN THE METER, MAMA
TRY ME ON FOR SIZE
OPEN UP YOUR POCKET-BOOK
GET ANOTHER QUARTER OUT
DROP IT IN THE METER, MAMA
AND TRY ME ON FOR SIZE
MARK: DO YA REALLY WANT TO PLEASE ME?
HOWARD: Y' KNOW I DO...
MARK: TELL ME WHY YOU DO IT:
I REALLY WANNA KNOW
HOWARD: WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT
FOR ME TO TELL YA TONIGHT...
MARK: YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT AWAY
OR I'LL DRESS UP AND GO!
HOWARD: DON'T GET MAD... IT AIN'T NO BIG THING!
MARK: YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT AWAY,
DON'T YOU TREAT ME COLD!
HOWARD: HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
WELL... THERE ARE LOT OF REASONS WHY I'D DRAG A GIRL SUCH AS YOURSELF BACK TO THIS PLASTIC HOTEL ROOM... AND RIP YOU OFF FOR SPARE CHANGE TO RUN A... TO RUN A VIBRATING MACHINE ATTACHED TO THIS BULK-PURCHASE, QUEEN SIZE, KAPOK-INFESTED, DO-NOT-REMOVE-TAG-UNDER-PENALTY-OF-LAW TYPE BED, AND MAKE YOU TAKE OFF ALL YOUR LITTLE CLOTHES... UNTIL YOU WERE NEARLY STARK RAVING NUDE! (SAVE FOR YOU CHROME-WITH-HEAVY-DUTY-LEATHER-THONG PEACE MEDALLION) AND MAKE YOU ASSUME A SERIES OF MARGINALLY EROTIC POSES INVOLVING A PLASTIC CHAIR AND AN OLD GUITAR STRAP, WHILE I... DID A WEE-WEE IN YOUR HAIR... AND BEAT YOU WITH A PAIR OF TENNIS SHOES I EGT FROM JEFF BECK
Writer(s): Frank Zappa
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