Farley Flavors: You're a loser
An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man
Brad Majors: And you're a blind alley cruiser
Always heading down a losing street
Dreaming that you're screaming at fate
You're a dead end, dead beat, nowhere Mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister
Farley Flavors: I took as much of you as any man can!
You've lost your heart
Brad Majors: You've lost your cause
Farley Flavors: You lost your baby
When you lost your balls
You lost your mind
You've lost your grip
So say bye-bye!
Brad Majors: We lost our Mom
We lost our Dad
And if I'm losing you
Well that's too bad
Farley Flavors: Well the best thing you could ever do is die
Brad Majors: You're a failure
A malformation in the guise of many
An also ran
Farley Flavors: And you're a weeper and a whiner!
Always treading on the toes of the great
Generally spreading your weight
You're a spiteful, hateful, assinine creature
A pupil with no scruples who's no better than the teacher
Brad Majors: I took as much of you as any man can
Farley Flavors: You've lost your heart
Brad Majors : You've lost your cause
Farley Flavors: You lost your baby
When you lost your balls
You lost your mind
When you lost your grip
So say bye-bye!
Brad Majors: We lost our home
Our family
You've lost compassion
Now you're losing me
Farley Flavors: Well the best thing you could ever do is die
Brad Majors: Well the best thing you could ever do is die
Farley Flavors: Well the best thing you could ever do is die!