Emily Weiss Like a virgin with an urgin in a surgery
I'll be swinging, I'll be bringing out the nurse in me
Harry Weiss The art will start when I play my part
As a healer who will steal your heart
Harry and Emily Oh, look what I did to my Id
Oh, look what I did to my Id
Cosmo McKinley With neurosis in profusion
Nation McKinley And psychosis in your soul
Cosmo McKinley Eliminate confusion
Cosmo and Nation And hide inside a brand new role
Macy Struthers Like a good time girl, I'm gonna try some new tricks
Ralph Hapschatt This could be the start of a whole new career
Macy Struthers Got a deep plum lipstick, and some therapeutics
Ralph Hapschatt This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here
Nurse Ansalong Got some heartfelt symptoms and I'm feeling sneaky
Rest Home Ricky Young male intern, tall and handsome
Nurse Ansalong Got my hems so high, they say I'm being cheeky
Rest Home Ricky Legs like mine are really made for dancing
Chorus Whoa whoa whoa!
Hey hey hey!
Cosmo and Nation When heaven's in the music
Hell is in control
The angels got the voices
But the devil got the Rock and Roll!
Chorus We may look like we're phony medics
But we took our look from a book by Frederick's
Oh, look what I did to my Id - Id!
Look what I did to my Id