Neely Pritt You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton
Harry Weiss You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence
Emily Weiss Tenderness and innocence - in Denton
Vance Parker You'll find conference rooms
And a children's playground
Denton is a real OK town
Civic pride and civic duty
And Denton girls are
(wolf whistle)
Full of beauty
Cheerleaders You may call us the goody goody two shoes
We're here to cheer you with the good news
That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N
That's ten out of ten!
Ralph Hapschatt If you're looking for a life of leisure
Macy Struthers You're going to get a whole lot to please ya
Ralph Hapschatt Again and again
Macy Struthers And again and again
Ralph and Macy And again!
Studio Audience Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.
Emily Weiss This is the Mecca of America
Harry Weiss The Bethlehem of the West
Emily Weiss This is the birthplace of the virtuous
Harry Weiss The home of happiness
Macy Struthers Leisurewise, we're you will adapt
Ralph Hapschatt Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday
Cheerleaders And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map
Studio Audience Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.
Denton, Denton, you've got
(clap) no pretension
You're
(clap) where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just
(clap) like to mention
You're
(clap) the acceptable face
(clap) Of the human race
You're
(clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A.
Betty Hapschatt And now for a commercial break
Macy Struthers OK kids, lets hear the five Fs for today. F for...
Kids Farley!
Macy Struthers F for...
Kids Flavors!
Macy Struthers F for...
Kids Fabulous!
Macy Struthers F for...
Kids Fast!
Macy Struthers F for...
Kids Food!
Commercial Announcer First and foremost, Farley Flavors fabulous fast foods
Feed and fortify families for a fabulous future
Studio Announcer Standby for Marriage Maze