Ralph Hapschatt With a suburban garage sound
Let's hear it for Oscar Drill and the Bits!
Bit One, two, one two three four
Oscar Drill I know how it feels
To be cooling my heels
I've been down on them
Long enough
But if I take to them now
Then maybe somehow
You'll see through the bluff
I'm not playing it tough
Chorus I've been a lifetime on deposit
And that's a long time in the closet
Oscar Drill And if you say to me
Chorus How was it?
Oscar Drill It was hard taking
That heart breaking
God forsaken route
But I'm
Chorus Buh buh buh buh buh buh
Oscar Drill Breaking out!
Ooh!
You may say that you choose
To be in my shoes
But look what it
Did for me
I got buried alive
I don't thrive on that jive
Look and you'll see
That the spikes don't fit me
Chorus I've been a lifetime on deposit
And that's a long time in the closet
Oscar Drill And if you say to me
Chorus How was it?
Oscar Drill It was hard taking
That heart breaking
God forsaken route
But I'm
Chorus Buh buh buh buh buh buh
Studio Audience Breaking out!
Oscar Drill Breaking out!
Studio Audience Breaking out!
Oscar Drill Uh!
Audience Member Ah! It's a crazy guy!
Brad Majors Seducer!
Farley Flavors And, who are you sir?
Brad Majors Your twin brother and your accuser!
Janet Majors Brad!
Cosmo McKinley Arrest that man, he's committed to our care!
Janet Majors I never signed your contract
He's not going anywhere
Judge Oliver Wright Revenge, your twin, you tried to abuse her
Farley Flavors A ridiculous accusation!
You force me to refuse her
Brad Majors Then why did you choose her?
Farley Flavors Because of you, sir