Boy Band Songtext

von The Arrogant Worms

Girl you think I'm the bomb
But I'm old enough to be dating your mother, and I did.
She wasn't that bad
But you're grounded if you tell your dad
That you like the way we dance
With rock hard abs and plastic pants
You give us teddy bears
And in return we shave our chest hair

Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid and the music's bland
We'll never see a dime from selling out to the man
Yeah, we're a boy band

We say we met in church
But we're a product of market research
We sing about sex
To little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet
It's not like they listen
Cuz when we sweat our bodies glisten
We like the colour blue
And we're appearing in a mall near you

Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid and the music's bland
No one likes us here but we're big in Japan
Yeah, we're a boy band

Throw your hands up in the air
And wave'em around like you just don't care
You just don't care, you just don't care
Now bring your hands back from the air

Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The word's are stupid and the music's bland
Another pollutant in the pop wasteland
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band