I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan Songtext

von Seth MacFarlane

I beheld her
And was conquered at the start
And placed her
On a pedestal apart
I planned a little hideaway
That we could share someday

When I met her
I unfolded all my dreams
And told her
How she'd fit into my schemes
Of what bliss is
Then the blow came
When she gave her name as 'Mrs.'

I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should've realize there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at
I found myself
Upon the shelf
And that was that
I tried to reach the moon
But when I got there
All that I could get
Was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I've lost the one girl
I've found

I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should've realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before the big affair began?

My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in
My personal hell

I'll have to change my plan around
I've lost the one girl
I've found
Yes, the one girl
I've found