Cosmo Girl Songtext

von Painful Reminder

Cosmo girl, you look so pretty when you smile like that
Capturing the hearts of the entire world by bits
You caught my eye, you really know how to stand out in a crowd
Now get some clothes that actually cover your tits
Cosmo girl, your heightened fashion sense more than makes up for
Anyone's claim that you're a shallow little bitch

I knew you would impress me when I first laid eyes on you
Always talking about your outfit like it's neverending news
You overdo your posture; your boyfriend's just a tool
You drive your friends to anorexia with your ridicule

Cosmo girl, you look so pretty with your nose in the air
Walking away with an asshole on your arm
Cosmo girl, you're so empowered I can smell the conformity
You get your way using just your looks and charm

You're fucking two-dimensional, you're a self-obsessive prude
Controlled by women's magazines that tell you what to do
You've got no fucking values, you're a talking bleeding sore
And despite your pristine image I think we both know you're a whore

Cosmo girl, why don't you get your ass off your shoulder
Cosmo girl, why don't you get a fucking clue
Cosmo girl, what are you going to do when you get older
And suddenly nobody ever wants to screw you
(What are you going to do with your time?)

You're fucking two-dimensional, you're a narcissistic prude
Controlled by dipshit magazines that tell you what to do
You've got no fucking values, you're a talking bleeding sore
And despite your pristine image I think we both know you're a whore

Cosmo girl