Skullfuck Songtext

von Masters of Ceremony

Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me
The more you will learn

Now get up! Get on your feet!
Bullshit! I can't hear you!

Bullshit! I still can't hear you!

Are you about to call me an asshole?

Do you suck dicks?
Are you a peter puffer?
Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose
I'll be watching you

Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Now I'm gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three fucking seconds!
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs
And skullfuck you!
One, two, three! Argh!

That's enough
Get on your feet!

You little scumbag!
I got your name
I got your ass!
You will not laugh
You will not cry
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you
Now get up, get on your feet

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Listen up
Get on your feet!

Out-fucking-standing!
I will PT you all until you fucking die!

Fuck you up

Now get up
Get on your feet!