Two Dogs Fucking Songtext

von Dayglo Abortions

The mayor of Nipean
Took a walk in the park
To admire the beauty
Of his man made nature
He came upon a sight
That made his blood run cold
So he called upon the mighty lord
To help him fight his foe

It was two dogs fucking
Stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance

It was obscene so
He called the police
They sent an officer
Named him Fitzgibbons
They came up with a plan
That involved a bucket
Of cold water
To be thrown upon
The fornicating demons
But they had to face...

Two dogs fucking
Stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance

-Solo-

Their plan was successful
At seperating the beasts
But there were bigger
Forces at work here
The male began to change
Into a terrifying creature
That was the cross between
A pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex

As it turns out the male dog
Was actually an unusual
Alien life form
Onn a it's way
Across the galaxy
That had stopped
Off on Earth
To check out the
Attractions and
Pick up a quick
Piece of tail
When it was
Rudely interrupted
By our heroes
It became enraged
At their indiscretion
And immediately brought an end
To all life as we know it

All because they couldn't
Stand the sight of...

Two dogs fucking
Stuck ass to ass
Entwined in bestial romance

It was two dogs fucking
Stuck ass to ass