I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

I saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus
Under-neath the mistletoe last night
She didn't hear me creep...
Down the stairs to have a peak...
She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!
Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus...
Underneath his beard so snowy white...!
What a laughin' would it have been?
If Daddy had only seen...
Mommy kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!
... *solo*...
MORE f*cking solo...
I-... Saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus...
Underneath the mistletoe last night...
She didn't hear me creep, down the stairs to have a peak...
She thought that I was stuck up in my bedroom fast asleep!
Then I, saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus...
Under-neath his beard so snowy white...!
What a laughin' would it have been?
If Daddy had only seen...: o
Mom-my kissin' Santa Claus laast niight!
End