Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars Songtext

Well
I'd buy you a house(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house(Maybe a nice chesterfield or
an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars I'd built a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars You could help it wouldn't be that
hard
If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a fridge in there
somewhere
(We could go up there whenever we wanted.We could get something
to eat maybe)

If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(Yep like a lama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merricks remains(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine cause it costs
more
If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
(But we would.But of course we would,it's a very tasty treat for
the whole family)

If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress(but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich