Sasquatsh Songtext

von Tenacious D

Thre were some scientists, try to figure out, the Sasquatch-Riddle.
Then they figured out, it was a missing link.

In search of Sasquatch - that was an "Kick-Ass" in search off,
With Leonard Nimoy, kicking out the jams - HAA!

He captured imaginations, of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch, so I'm told.

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of Indian Tribe - Apache-Tribe.

Scientists are proofen that the Sasquatch he is real.
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot; now you know - he's real.
Listen real close to the audio tape, now human know, you know - he is real.
Couldn't be a man in Gorrila-Suit, now fuckin way; now you know - he's real.

Real,
real,
Real-real,
real,
Real,
real, real, real,
REAL!

Sasquatch, (Sasquatch,) we know your legend's real!
Sasquatch, (Sasquatch,) we know your love is real!

Sasqua-a-a-atsh,
-You and Tenacious D, are Re-e-e-a-a-al!