I saw her just the other day
But she wouldn't look my way
I think she looks tanner than ever
Impossible for mid-november
Tan in a can, tan in a can
Lying there in that aluminium tube
Orange skin, pigmented lotion tube
The friends that you make, the ones that I hate
Your body is baked, your tan is fake
Now you told your friends at school
Said that you laid by the pool
Looking wrinkled, looking old
Maximum uv oderlaod