I Never Said I Was Deep Songtext

von Jarvis Cocker

I love your body, cos I've lost my mind.
If you want someone to talk to;
You're waisting your time.
If you want someone to share your life
Then you need someone who's alive.
And if every relationship is a two-way street,
I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive.
I never said I was deep,
But I am profoundly shallow.
My lack of knowledge is vast
And my horizons are narrow.
I never said I was big.
I never said that I was clever.
And if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind
You coukd be waiting forever.

I can't dance you to the end of the night cos I'm afraid of the dark.
I have to confess: I'M out of my depth.
You're going over my head and straight through my heart.
Some girls like to play it dirty.
Some girls want to be your Mum.
Me, I disrespected you whilst we were waiting for the taxi to come.
My morality is shabby,
My behaviour unacceptable.
No, I'm not looking for a relationship;
Just a willing receptacle.
I never said I was...
I never said I was...
I never said I was deep,
But I am profoundly shallow.
My lack of knowledge is vast
And my horizons are narrow.
I never said I was big.
I never said that I was clever.
And if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind
You coukd be waiting forever.
Forever and ever.
I never said I was deep.