Yoghurt Songtext

von Ylvis

Ok
Stabs and drums
Let me tell you about a thing
I really want some yoghurt

Well, not exactly yoghurt
But it has a taste of yoghurt
And also kinda look like yoghurt
The shape should be like yoghurt

Some people will think it's yoghurt
But with a closer look at my yoghurt
You'll discover it's not yoghurt

Banana, vanilla
Strawberry - put it in your mouth
Yoghurt... Ah
Papaya, that's what I am

Guava, talking about
Chocolata, in the face
Yoghurt
So my car broke down... Yoghurt

I took the bus... Yoghurt
Had to stand because of the yoghurt
And then I met this girl Dio? Ourt
Common interest: Yoghurt

So we start to talk about the yoghurt
And the way she pronounces yoghurt
Just make my heart go - Yoghurt!
Raspberry - Oh my God!

Maracuja
Mango
Yoghurt
Cherry - Put it in your mouth
Pineapple - Suck it, suck it

Tutti Frutti
Yoghurt
Wow! Nice break... guys
I heard rumors of some yoghurt

Some special kind of yoghurt
And I saw this store called Djoghurt
Could this be it? Djoghurt?
I said excuse me, sir Djoghurt?

Is that a special kind of yoghurt?
He said forget about the yoghurt
The new thing now is Djoghurt
It's so amazing, yes this thing is gonna blow your mind

It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you'll ever find
You think you've tried it, but remember - it's a special kind
It's not yoghurt, it's Djoghurt
It's so amazing, yes this thing is gonna blow your mind

It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you'll ever find

You think you've tried it, but remember - it's a special kind
It's not yoghurt, it's Djoghurt
Back to the track!
Umami

Wasabi - Burning on the tongue
Carpaccio
Djoghurt
Pastrami, Tandoori, Parmigiano
Djoghurt
Tabasco - put it in your mouth
Aioli - Suck it, suck it
Chili con carne
Djoghurt
Gazpacho, Chèvre, Anaconda
Djoghurt
Herpes simplex, Herpes duplex
Hepatitas
Djoghurt
Pellegrino, E. coli, Legionella
Djoghurt