Truffles Songtext

von Wheatus

You, you think yer such a bad ass; You think yer such a rough neck;
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio;
I think it's really sad though; and tell yer girl ta quit
Buggin' me;
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band;

Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime;
You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna shoot yer eye out;
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't
Fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick.

Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .

You, you think yer still a bad ass, You think your still a rough neck; Well let's take this
Outside