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The Perfect Nanny - London Cast Recording Songtext

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosey cheeks
No warts
That's the part I put in!
Play games
All sorts
You must be kind
You must be witty
Very sweet
And Fairly Pretty
Of all the ridiculous ideas!
Oh, George! Please!
Take us on outings
Give us treats
Sings songs
Bring treats
Never be cross or cruel
Never feed us castor oil or gruel
Eww
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barely water
I put in that one too!
If you won't scold and
Dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your specticals so you can't see
Put dirt in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry nanny
Many thanks
Sincirely
Jane
And Michael
Banks!