Starcraft: Brood war Songtext

von UhMer

Intro:
Check this out, this is uhmer in 1999,
It's brand new, comin at you, check
This.

Bring the storms, my guards bring the
Norm,
Challenging me to a duel, will leave you
In ruin,
Throw out intercepters, I will open the
6th sector,
You wanna start a war? just attack me
Like before.

Zergs in your town blood thirsty, betta
Run away in a hurry,
Choose terran to stay earthly, if you're
Scared, stick to your furbies.
You wanna hurt me? get the real, cuz
Zergs feel
Like eatin akhilies for a meal.

Verse 1:
50 marines stimpacked disinigratin the
Opponent,
They counter w/ half of what I got w/ a
Negative exponent,
They attempt to find my weakness so
They can expose it,
I have none, I find your peon line and i
Own it,
Arch0ns on the verge of comin thru
Your defense,
You have 10 sunkens set up and you
Call it decent,
I call it an enormous mistake, don't ask
Me for a reason,
I'll own you on any tileset during any
Season,
I send 12 guardians to own the terran
Lameness,
Why do you send 50 marines to go
And try to tame this,
They get owned easily, acid blobs goin
Up their anus,
This tactic was presented by me, i
Made it famous,
But once upon a time some dood got 1
Battlecruiser,
It was lame to get one so we called
Him a loser,
He was probably one of those 5 minute
Rule abusers,
Maphackin, 6 ling rushin, they are
Starcraft evil doers,
I put my tanks in siege mode, they own
Zergs by the load,
They accuse me of puttin in the the
"power overwhelming" code,
That's a joke, they jealous just cuz i
Rule make my statement bold,
I'll lock you down w/ a ghost as i
Collect more gold,
Crystals, minerals, whatever you
Wanna call it,
I got thousands of peons goin in to drill
And haul it,
Stare in fear as I blow up your air and
Show you I don't care,
You are a mare victim w/ a number
That is very rare.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard
Entertainment,
In this game i'll run your face thru the
Pavement
(x2)

Verse 2:
This is verse 2, all about the expansion
Brood war,
Introducin corsairs to go and kill
Overlords,
And some reigning zerg queen that acts
Hardcore,
After playin this, everyone will ask
Blizzard for some more,
Cloaked dark templars rushin is a new
And lame strategy,
It'll work on newbies but on me it will
Result in tragedy,
Without an observer dark templar
Attack savagely,
W/ 40 damage a strike, players will die
Instantly,
Dark arch0ns kick w/ the spell mind
Control,
Operation get peon is easy when no
Ones on patrol,
Valkyries stay bold as they go shoot
Missles on a roll,
Medics heal soldiers and put
Themselves on hold,
Optic flare is deadly to zerg detecting
Ability,
You will lose all sight and be killed
Effectively,
You are owned, i'm so great you lose
Your own dignity,
If you don't believe me, catch me on
Battlenet, you will see,
Nuclear launch detected, whachu
Gonna do?
As valks, medics, and marines go and
Approach you,
Everything is out of sight as you die w/
Your brood,
All your peons are dying as you run out
Of your loot,
I got one of your peons and built
Devourers,
Spittin acid spores but they take so
Many hours,
Too bad they can't destroy a simple
Control tower,
Like lurkers who devistate and make
You look like a coward.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard
Entertainment,
In this game i'll run your face thru the
Pavement
(x2)

Verse 3:
Don't look now, there's 20 zealots on
The stage,
Comin in a rage to raid your barracade
And main base,
In need of aid as the zealots raze and
Phaze your robotics bay,
All you can do is masturbate,
Dragoons comin in to destroy the air
Attack,
Enhanced dragoons love to rack the
Stats on any map,
I know you gonna hack, keepin it
Behind my back,
I relax and focused, abiters warp in
Like hocus pocus,
Little do you know you got a parasite
On your templar,
Try to storm me and explode hard into
Shards,
Scourge use plasmic devices to
Detonate, burn and mar,
Never leave a scourge alone in your
Favorite car,
Epidemic deaths don't come due from
The plague,
It takes your hp down marked by
Minimal tags,
Against me, it's better to wave the
White flag,
I defeat you so fast I leave your
Computer in lag,
Are you scared when you hear goliath
Online?
I'm sure it's true cuz you stay still as
They walk by,
Charon boosters give range so they
Can see mutalisk die,
Plus 2 damage from the 1.04 patch
Keep them alive,
Vultures are over specialized, w/ spider
Mines,
Wraithing peons at the right time will
Result in crime,
For those who recieve it, they get all
Mad,
For those who produce it, they get all
Bad.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard
Entertainment,
In this game i'll run your face thru the
Pavement
(x2)