We were cold and soaking wet, and lost out in a storm
We went inside a spooky house, just hoping to get warm
A funky clock said half past six, we knew that it was wrong
But when we set the hands to twelve, the clock began to ..
(Bong)
(Whooo)
"It's a Funky Phantom"
"The spirit of 1776 even. At your service".
We found a friend, friend, friend, in funky phantom
He'll pop right in just when you need him most
And Boo will too, and you can't do without them
That cat and that funky phantom ghost