Marry Me Songtext

von The Vandals

Young girl says to her mom, - "How did you know that father was the one?" - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, "You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "I'm praying for the day I die - and they bury me" - Then boy become a man - He finds that special one who understands - He knows 'twas meant to be - her faults he cannot see & - now he's down on bended knee - I pledge my love eternally, - will you marry me? - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - For the rest of your awful life - she is your lawful wedded wife - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - Eternal agony in holy matrimony - The two now joined as one - and from this holy union comes a son - and the cycle begins again, - another fool is on his knee - Where is my alimony? - Hang yourself from the family tree, - Say marry me - Menopause, mid-life crisis, - moments for the rest of your life - 'Til death do you part, - 'til the kids leave home she is your wife - (June?) - Just look at your parents strife - Imagine that for the rest of your life - Do you take this women? - Indubitably I don't - For the rest of - your awful life - she is your lawful - wedded wife!