We're off in a Motor Car Songtext

von The Oldham Tinkers

We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.
We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.

I wer standin' on the corner eatin' apple pie,
A policeman asked for a skinny bit so I poked him in the eye.
He went an' told mi mother, mi mother wouldn't come,
So I went an' got a lollypop an' stuck it up his bum.

We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.
We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.

Night wer dark an' stormy, rain fell down in lumps,
Th' tram wer on its journey from Hollinwood to Mumps,
A dog ran in the tram lines, the driver rang his bell,
Dog didn't here the signal, now he's on his way to Halifax.

We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.
We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.

Mi father was an ‘ero, ‘is bravery made me blush,
They wer givin' free beer up at t' Roebuck, an' mi dad got killed in t' crush.

We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.
We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
Sixty bobbies are after us an' we don't know where we are.

Beavers Bulldogs sittin' on a wall,
Sellin' ‘orsemuck penny a ball