Inward Singing Songtext

von Tenacious D

JB: Oh, my god.. oh my god, I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!

KG: What?! What?! God! Sleepin', dude! What are you talkin..

JB: Oh, my god...

KG: What?

JB: I did it.

KG: What'd You Do?

JB: I've done it.. I fuckin' did it.

KG: What?

JB: The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude.
Oh, my god: inward singing!

KG: What?

JB: Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible.
Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other
Time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in, but not anymore,
Baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out:

[JB sings]
And then I start some lyrics and you
Can't believe I'm singing
And I'm never fucking stopping and I'm
Always fucking singing
Now you know that I will never
Stop to fuckin' singing
I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man baaaand!

JB: And I can sing like that all fuckin' night!

KG: Wow.. wasn't really non-stop though. There was a this like..

JB: AH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when i'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney-saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower and fuckin' nap! What's funny?! You fuckin bitch! Fuckin' Fucker! Fuckin' cock a-ass!
You're fired from the band.

KG: uum, that won't be necessary, Jack.
JB: Why?
KG: Well, I'm quitting
JB: What?
KG: I quit.