Harry Freakin' Potter Songtext

von StarKid Productions

[Ron]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!

Every son and daughter

[Chorus]
Safe!

[Ron]
From You-Know-Who
All because of you!
You were small,
But I wonder if you can recall...

Long story short,
This guy,
(Whispered) Voldemort
Was super cruel...

[Harry]
(Spoken) Voldemort?

[Chorus]
(Gasp) Shhh!

[Ron]
He tried to kill you
And your parents,
And this is where it
Gets intensely cool...

Even though you were
A tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell...

[Chorus]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz.

You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble, we know who to call!

[(Instrumental)]

[(Dialogue)]

[Rita]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
You're invincible
From all harm!

Like Betty Crocker... Oooh!
I wanna eat you up
No one'll beat you up
With that charm

Remember, Harry, kid
You're the Boss
You're the King
You're the Bomb!

[(Dialogue)]

[Harry]
But this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad
Were killed, long ago...

[Chorus]
Long ago they died!

[Harry]
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know...

[Chorus]
All he knows, that's why...

[Harry]
I never thought I'd be
A part of such a fate
An opportunity
Eleven years late...

I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate
And show 'em that
I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am
Is true

I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

[Chorus]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

[All]
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

[Harry]
And I'm the Man!

[All]
(Spoken) Harry Freakin' Potter!