Counterman Songtext

von Roger Allen Wade

Well i'm a counterman at the auto zone store in
Birmingham alabama

We got everything from a to z some miscellaneous and
What have ya

I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make
'em all blow smoke

But i ain't got the part for the part of my heart that
Woman of mine just broke

Well i'm a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to
Stay with me the resta my life

I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would
Settle down and be my wife

I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted,
Dancin' holes in her high heels

'cause she's purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as
An oldsmobile

I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin'
Her miss december
On the calender for the customers and distributors and
Vendors

Well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell
I guess my mama was right

'cause i'm puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the
Burgundy room tonight

Well i'm a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to
Stay with me the resta my life

Hell i's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would
Settle down and be my wife

I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted,
Dancin' holes in her high heels

'cause she purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as an
Oldsmobile

Ah she's purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as an
Oldsmobile