Viagra Culture Songtext

von Revolting Cocks

Everyday my thoughts are consumed by winning

I must win and everything I do I must win

My car must win
My money must win
My hair must win
My kids must win
My weiner must win
My wife must win
My mistress must win
My trip to the bunny ranch must win

I must win in business
I must win when i mow the lawn
If i do not win i am not control
So i must win
Again and again
I don't need more but i must have it
More more
When the game gets old i must win
I must win
Everyone else must lose
Because i must win
We have met the weapon of mass destruction
And it is us

First in war
First in guns
First in beauty
First in fun
First in waste
First to first base
First in bloody aftertaste
First in waste
First to first base
First in bloody aftertaste

This is viagra culture
This is my legacy

Be (be) honored (honored)
You girls gone wild
This is how life must be
To keep the sheep asleep (asleep)
Viagra stars
Viagra cars
Viagra farms
Viagra scars
This is viagra culture
This is my legacy

(this is what you get x4)

This is viagra culture

(this is what you get x4)

And nothing is ever enough
We get bored when we can't get stuffed
We like our leaders to be stupid and violent
Regular guys like us
Whats so bad about my wardrobe
When we are the ones who got overdosed
Never share anything with anyone else
Or you're a bunch of girly men

This is viagra culture
This is my legacy

(this is what you get x12)