Tarzan Of The Eighties Songtext

von Mr. Review

I HAD TROUBLES WITH MY CAR, I LEFT IT DOWN THE ROADSIDE
STORMY WEATHER IN A LATE NOVEMBER NIGHT
I KNOW MY LUCK ONE THING YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON
NOT A FARM A TOWN OR LIVING SOUL IN SIGHT

STARTED WALKING, I'M NO GOOD CHOOSING DIRECTIONS
EVENTHOUGH I TRIED A SHORT CUT THROUGH THE WOODS
I WALKED FOR MILES, I THINK MOSTLY IN CIRCLES
I GOT LOST AND DIDN'T KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO

I'M TARZAN OF THE 8-TIES
A THREE-PIECE SUIT AND NISSAN CAR KEYS
I DON'T LIKE TREES I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS
I 'M TARZAN OF THE 8-TIES

I CAN 'T BELIEVE IT 'S ME STUCKED IN THIS MISERY
MY CLOTHES ARE SOAKED AN EMPTY STOMACH TIRED FEET
THIS IS NOT AAL LIKE JOHNNY WEISMULLER 'S JUNGLE LIVE
IT LOOKED MUCH BETTER ON MY OWN COLOUR T.V.

MAYBE ONE DAY MY LUCK RETURNS I FIND THE WAY
OR JANE WILL COME AND SAY SHE STAY FOREVER HERE WIT ME
UNTILL THAT TIME I 'M WANKIN JUST TO KILL THE TIME
AND PLAY THE STARRING-ROLE IN MR. BURROUGH 'S FANTASY