She broke up with me two days later I think she met
Her don Juan in Italy she has a new man I have a new
Mustache now all my friends are gonna call me
Mountain man and everyone will think that I'm a
Stupid drifter to walk the earth alone I'll never
Shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew
Miraculously I dressed in black like Johnny cash and
Grew this beard of shame I've heard it said she looks
A lot like Sherilyn Fenn and sometimes I'm mistaken
For Billy gibbons Look like a wise man but I'm an idiot
It's over she left me and she will soon forget me she
Found out I was lame I grew a beard of shame come
All be faithful joyful and triumphant I am a new man
I have a beard of shame
Writer(s): Joey Cape, Dewey Shawn Steven
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