Come on Teacher Songtext

von Joel Plaskett

Come on teacher,
Teach me something.
Don't just fill my head with nothin.
No no teacher i'm still sittin,
In this desk no i'm not quittin.
No no teacher i won't give up,
I just hope that i can live up
To your expectations of me,
Teacher, you'll be so proud of me.

If i just don't understand it
I should just be reprimanded.
Make me stay here after school,
While my friends go to the pool.
Come on teacher
Just admit it,
You think that i'll never get it!
I'm the badass of your classroom
Well, now you've got a badass classroom.

Come on teacher
Won't you tell me
Why somebody just don't expell me
I am so much slower than the others,
It's a good thing i don't have any younger brothers!

Warm it up
Here we go now
If for some reason
I'm not present,
Blame it on my adolescence
And if for some reason i am tardy
Well it's cuz last night i went out to party
And dans le french je suis terrible
Apres l'ecole i'll be coming up to see ya
(indecipherable french)
I just noticed something lately
I've been here since 1980!

Come on teacher!
Teach me something