Troll Doll Jingles Songtext

von Jimmy Fallon

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon
And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc.
Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls,
A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2

[Jimmy Fallon as U2]
Uh!
Uh!
Troll Doll out on the street
Got no job got no money
Got no shoes on their feet
Troll Doll
Troll Doll
Aight!
Uh!

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes

[Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes]
25 years I'll be 30 years old
I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll
This troll That I got for Christmas
And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair
I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there
And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute
But when I come back around my troll's not there
And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone"
And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
I say hey, My Troll is gone.

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Thank you, that's all now... next up for the audition are, R.E.M

[Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.]
That's it in the window
That Troll is a Blue Light special
Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...
Oh no it costs too much
I don't have enough

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows

[Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows]
Sha la la la la la ya
Woah ho Yeah
Got this this doll he's a friend of mine
He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll
We go out for a walk some times
And we take a walk
We take a walk, Yeah
Mr. Troll and me,
Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
And we get lost sometimes
But we don't know how it's a sold out show.
And we're
Sha la la la la la la la la la
Mr. Troll and me,
Gonna be a Big Star

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay

[Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay]
I bought a Troll
I bought a Troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had Yellow

You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4...!

[Audience]
I bought a Troll
I bought a Troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had Yellow

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis
Morisette

[Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette]
I wanted a Troll Doll
But I didn't have money to pay for it.
So we decided to steal it,
A five-finger discount
And run for it.
But you, you got away
And I was indicted
Because of a Troll Doll

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band

[Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band]
I say I went to a toy store
Got a Troll for my kid
I fell asleep and they locked me in
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Because here I have been shopping for a long long time
Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time
Open up this toy store and let me out
Little Baby!

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!