You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Songtext

von Glee Cast

[All the windows were dark. No one knew he was there.All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

[All I need is a reindeer! So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread, And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" and the sleigh started down, To the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town."This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissedAs she climbed to the roof, empty bags in her fist.Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.Then he slithered and slunked, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and took every present.Pop-guns! [?]! And cookies! And Drums! Checkerboards! [?]! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.]

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch, the three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey, and you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch, you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce