Fat Father (skit) Songtext

von Bizarre

[Beeping noise...]
[Cough!]
[Bizarre]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],
That's my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
[Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]
[Dial Tone...]
[Fat Father] Yep!
[Bizarre] What up man!
[Fat Father] What up!
[Bizarre] What's crackin'?
[Fat Father] Man slow-motion man, but I... I caught up with it.
[Bizarre] Are.are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
[Fat Father] Hell no... having a meeting man!
[Bizarre] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
[Fat Father] [laughs] Nooo, nigga... hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
[Bizarre] [Laughs]
[Fat Father] [Laughs]
[Bizarre] Where'd you get that one from?
[Bizarre and Fat Father] [Laughs]
[Bizarre] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [?]
[Bizarre and Fat Father] [Laughs]
[Fat Father] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [?]
[Bizarre] [Laughs]
[Fat Father] [Laughs]
[Bizarre] Where the fuck you get that one from?
[Fat Father] [Laughs] That's new shit dog! Freshly published!
[Bizarre] And, and hows you [?]
[Fat Father] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
[Bizarre] [Laughs]
[Fat Father] [Laughs]