Crazy way to get your kicks
Shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
They suck the fat right off your back
Make up your mind about your tits, girls
They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls
There's only one thing they can't fix
No, I won't let you be misled
And that's the hole in your head
Can do nothing about that
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to all I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
You tell her that she's beautiful
And put her on a pedestal
But as you cook a trip of lax
Imagination kicks in
The more you tink about sex boys
With someone else the better it gets boys
You have a purpose in your life
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck sakes show some sense
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to all I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yhea, yeah
These days adoption is a hot thing
You can get a child for nearly nothin'
You take 'em home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
But all the money that you work for girls
Can't compare it to the love boys
There's only one thing they can't fix
No, I won't let you be misled
And that's the hole in your head
Can do nothin' about that
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to all I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
Writer(s): Anouk Teeuwe, Bart Van Veen
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