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Weird Al Yankovic What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics

What If God Smoked Cannabis Songtext

If god had long hair and a goatee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed
if he looked spaced out
would you buy his story
would you believe he had an eye infection

and yeah, yeah, god looks baked
yeah, yeah, god smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

what if god smoked cannabis
hit the bong like some of us
drove a tye-died micro bus
and he subscribs like the rolling stones

when god made this place in the begining
did he plant any seeds or did he put them
there
for adam and eve so they'd be hungry
for the apple that the snake
was always offering

and yeah yeah god rolls great
yeah yeah god smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

what if god smoked cannabis
do you suppose he had a buzz
when he made the platypus
when he created earth our home
does he like pearl jam or the stones
and do you think he rolls his own
up there in heaven on the throne
and when the saints go marching home
maybe he sits and smokes a bowl

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