Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl
Takin' movies
Relaxed in awhile
Livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin
Who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupe
Wish I was an English muffin
'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizen For Boysenberry Jam" fan
Oooooooo, South California
If I become a First Lieutenant
Would ya put my photo on your piano
To Mary Jane, best wishes, Martin
Old Roger, draft dodger, leave 'em by the basement door
Ev'rybody knows what he's tippy-toein' down there for
Oh, really?
Writer(s): Paul Simon
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