Sad Arse Strippah Songtext

von Lady Sovereign

Jentina... this is not a dream...
IT'S A F**KIN' NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH!

Wanna wanna wanna b wanna b whatever

What the f**k?
You was born in a caravan,
That don't make you ghetto
I see more ghetto in posh spice's stiletto
You chat like a blonde but I swear you're a brunette
When's your career endin'?
Tell me as soon as
'cause your f**kin' annoyin' my ears
With your bullshit walk and
Bullshit talk and
Crack head dances!
And you didn't get crap advances
Your record label's dumb
For signing a fitch
Who can tracks her bum
Who's still askin her mum "whats cum?"
Your fake and you look k-cut
Try wearing less make-up
You got a quiff like elvis
How can you sell this
Escalade, st. tropez
What escalade!?
I saw you drivin' a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.

Wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
Sad arse strippah in a messed-up way
Get out the car 'n' drop your hairsprays
Wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
Sad arse stripper in a messed-up way,
How the fuck did you get airplay?
Fuckin' fake, fuckin' fake, fuckin' fake, fuckin' fake

Jenny from da block more like jenny from a flock of pidgeons
What class A drug did they put in your chicken
You're all spazin out in the video like you're trippin'
Incase your mum gave birth while she was strippin'
Shuka Shake, shake and brake your hips and fall out of your caravan right into a ditch, bitch!

[chorus]
Wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
Fu**kin' fake, fu**kin' fake

Wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
Sad arse strippah in a messed-up way
Get out the car and drop your hairsprays
Wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
Sad arse strippah in a messed-up way
How the f**k did you get airplay?
Fu**kin' fake, f**kin' fake [x2]

I have come to f**k up your career, Bitch
Don't fuck around with this titch, yeah!
I have come to really take the piss
And you will take this lyrical diss!
(happy birthday!)

[repeat chorus]

Ah, yeah!
You've been chattin' 'bout ya gucci thongs
But how many weeks, bitch have you had it on (ewww!)
I can tell by your dances
That it's somewhere stuck up your bum (ewww!)

[repeat chorus]

Burberry... St. Tropez...
When you gonna learn to speak properly?!
Who gives a shit anyway?
Just some dirty ol' men in cell block H

F**kin' fake, f**kin' fake, f**kin' fake, f**kin' fake

[repeat chorus]

[chorus]