Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics

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The Adventures Of The Cow Songtext

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

{Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow}
{Cow:} Moo

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

{Plane sounds}
{M1:} Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
{Cow:} Moo
{Ripcord sounds}
{Cow:} Moo,mrr
{Parachute opens}
{Cow:} Moow
{Thud}

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

{Cow opening paper bag}
{Cow:} Moo,moo
{Car screeches, and turns back around}
{Cow:} Mrr

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"

{Cow walking towards pool, big splash}
{Cow:} Moo
{Crowd cheering}
{Cow:} Mrr,mrr
{Underwater moo}

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

{F1:} Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
{Cow:} Moo
{F1:} Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
{Cow:} Moo
{Bouncer:} Keep your hands off the girl
{Cow:} Moo
{Bouncer:} Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
{Cow:} Moo
{M2:} Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

{Tennis ball being hit}
{Farmer:} That was out
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
{Cow:} Mrr
{Farmer:} You cannot see from that angle
{Cow:} Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

{Phone rings, cow picks it up}
{Farmer:} Hello may I speak to the cow
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} Hi, I'm a famous actor
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} Why don't I make reservations?
{Cow:} Moo
{Farmer:} And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
{Cow:} Mrr
{Farmer:} Take that fatty
{Cow:} Mrr
{Slams down phone}

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

{Car sounds}
{Farmer:} Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
{Car hits farmer}
{Farmer:} Oooh
{Cow:} Mooooooooooooo

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